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RUSH CHRIS SUPPLIES

As you can tell, I am surrounded by cardboard boxes. And today I got about 1000 new stickers in the mail. Gee, I wonder what project I'm about to re-launch.

The Stars

Every night after I perform CWC: LIVE I enjoy meeting the (non-psychopathic) viewers who hang out afterward to talk.  Here in LA, a lot of them tend to be young actors. MORE HERE.

This Week in (horse) Aht

Taylor and Tanie in VANCOUVER write: "...Hey Chris, While my girlfriend and I walked the cold Vancouver streets trying to fill the CWC Live hole in our social calendar we ran across this poster. Any city that has fine art shows like this is definitely worth consideration as a stop on the CWC Live North American tour." - Taylor (29teen) & Tanie (31teen)

It's fun to feel sorry for things.

Marlana from the US writes: "...My dog Buffy is half German Shepherd and half something else. She recently jumped off my parent's bed and tore her ACL and had to have surgery. After we got to take her home, I noticed that they cut all the hair off her toes! She used to have very furry toes...and they shaved them! Why would they need to do that to do surgery on her upper leg!? It makes no sense, and it makes me cry on the inside."

Viewer AHT

Michael from FLORIDA sent this drawing of Button-Kitty. I think it might be an animated GIF but I can't figure out how the hell to make it work.

Best Friends

Shane 31teen writes: " This is my office dog. I made it on Monday."

Martha

Amy from PASADENA writes: "...Hi Chris, This is my cat, Mao.  It's unfortunate that I can't have infinite cats in my apartment so I decided to sew my own copies of Mao. I still have the pattern 
if you would like one... or ten." Amy  24teen from Pasadena, CA

Let's Be Friends

Joyce from FLORIDA writes: "...Dear Chris, I was traveling in Nicaragua recently where I met this fantastic dog. I know he looks like a chainsaw in this photo, but actually he is quite friendly." Sincerely, Joyce from Florida 44teen.

Please Don't Murder Me.

Sarah from the UK writes: "Hi Chris, I made a cake with your face on it."

Let's Be Friends

"...HI Chris! I'm Bridget, I'm 15 years old. Here is two pictures of me and my horse Sangre. He was abused and neglected, and no one could touch him or get near him. I fell in love with his blue eyes, and worked hard with him and now loook at us! He likes kisses!" ONE MORE PIC HERE.

Well, well, well...

Well, well, well. Look who bothered to finally show up to CUTE WITH CHRIS: LIVE in HOLLYWOOD. (Click for the rest of this post.) 

Shopping is Everything

Keeley in NORTH CAROLINA writes: "...found at a flea market in north carolina...and adopted!"

The Faker

Megan from TEXAS writes: "...My cat Sam is a contender for the oddest cat.  After a little catnip, he grabs a hold of the carpet with his back legs and assaults his tail with his front feet.  He's also a fake licker.  Any time he gets embarrassed, he licks his paw real quick like nothing happened. Megan, 27, Texas."

Little Miss Unicorn

Katherine from the USA writes: "...Hi Chris-- Heres a picture of our pony..oops... I mean unicorn named "Moonshine" who is 28yrs old. He took 1st place at Petco in the costume contest. He wasn't happy about wearing pink and glitter. The man holding the lead rope who looks just as pissed as the pony is my husband."  ONE MORE PICTURE HERE.

Hot for Neil

Sarah from PITTSBURGH writes: "...Hi Chris, I hope you can help me with a problem. Here is a picture of my friend, Neil, sitting with my cute dog, Leif. I'm sending this and hoping you would let Neil know that I'm crazy about him." Sarah, 25teen, Pittsburgh

You're Welcome America.

As many of you know I was the first celebrity powerhouse to introduce the Tiger Taco to America. Apparently all of Hollywood followed suit. Lauren from COLUMBIA writes: "...Dear Chris, Tiger Tacos made an appearance on last Friday's (Nov. 14) episode of the Tonight Show. They were part of Leno's "Pitch to America" segment.  Tiger Tacos were pitched at the Yankee Inventors' Expo, but did not sell.  Tiger Tacos are first mentioned at 14:15 and the clip goes through 15:15.  I thought some of the other cult members might like to know."  Lauren, 18

Please Don't Murder Me.

Bunnyhug. As imagined by Sarah in ENGLAND.

Girls and Horses

Kathleen 19teen from SAN DIEGO writes: "...Hey Chris, So the other day, I was at the beach and I found a plastic horse in the sand. I kind of screamed and yelled, "OMIGAWD, a plastic horse!!!" My friends all thought I was crazy..."  CLICK FOR MORE.

Autumn Cat

"Tess." Soon the snow. Sent by Barb in ONTARIO.

Message from the STAGE #6

Recorded LIVE on STAGE in LOS ANGELES. November 15 2008 at 8:32 PM.

Andres from TORONTO writes: "...Chacho was found in a shopping bag at the side of the road. He was starving to death, had many wounds, covered in maggots and had very little fur, and was put in the local animal shelter. Me and my family adopted him. He had two other brothers but they died of a severe liver disease." CLICK HERE.

Aht

You may have seen the recent picture of Pepper that I posted on CWC last week. Micaela from OHIO writes: "...Chris,  I really loved a picture that one of your viewers sent in, whose name is Mikaela (different spelling, but still awesome).  I decided that I loved it so much, that I would use my Adobe Illustration skills, (recently learned), and transform it into "AHT".

Bunnyhug.

Chris 32teen from TENN writes: "...Dear Chris, Because my daughter is 10 and not 32teen like I am, I have imparted pieces of information you have given to viewers like the fact that in certain regions of Canada Hoodies are in fact called "Bunny Hugs". Which in turn made my daughter want to make a speech in her 5th grade class about the "Bunny Hug".We moved from California to TN and had never heard the term. Attached is her actual speech which she researched and wrote. Sincerely, Chris."

Last Night's Special Guest

Sean from LOS ANGELES sat beside last night's special guest at CWC LIVE. If Sean looks familiar you may have seen him in MEN WITH PETS.

The Problem

This is Mark from CALIFORNIA. Mark has a problem... CLICK HERE.

Three Time a Lady

Sara from EDMONTON writes: "...Hey Chris, I've been having a bit of a rough day... I adopted my new bun Ellie a couple of weeks ago from the Edmonton Humane Society and yesterday she was spayed! Bunnies need to be spayed or they tend to get cancer when they reach about 2 years of age.  Now... poor ellie has not only been cut up.. but CONED! and i'm sitting here on the floor hand feeding her because every time she tries to eat her cone fills up with hay and kibble." -Sara, 23teen Edmonton

Hobbies

Shelly 35teen from ONTARIO writes: "...Dear Chris, I love your show. But not as much as I love my cat.
Her name is Morgan, Terror of the Tall Grasses Behind the Garage. She also answers to "Fuzzy Belly Fluffy  and "Morgan Get the Hell Off My Face It's Five-Thirty in the Morning." She also enjoys climbing onto people's heads and rubbing her teeth into their scalps. I've included photos."

Rad

"okay Chris, maybe you will actually post one of my emails! Anyway, I found this website called "Rad Dudes" and I must say, this picture I attached from the website is just the tip of the iceberg!  It is now one of my favorite websites...After yours of course." -Hillary 19teen from Michigan.

Formal Pet Portrait

"Hey Chris: I found this photo on the blog Sexy People. It's basically a photo blog where people send it pictures of themselves and others of portraits from different times. It's kind of hilarious. This one is of a couple with their 2 little Shelteys. Sam (New York) -21teen."

Special Guest-- FRIDAY NIGHT

Hi to everybody who's coming to the show on Friday Night. Here's a special message just for you.